"You can't make false statements," Trump tells PEOPLE exclusively. "Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements – and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie."

Donald Trump is a real dickhead.

He went on to talk about stealing her GF. Ridiculous, for adults. This is sort of how I expect my friend's children to act when they get pissed at each other. Seeing adults do it is just sad & pathetic.

"The battle began on Wednesday's show, when a peeved O'Donnell said: "(He) left the first wife – had an affair. (He) had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend."

She also made comments about his money, bankruptcies and not being a self-made-man.

It amazes me. Both of them come off like retarded apes. If The Donald had any class what-so-ever, his comments would've stopped here: "You can't make false statements, Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements". Petty, possibly? People say bad things about celebrities all the time. Can't sue everyone because I'm sure it'd get a might confusing after awhile.

As for Rosie, well.. her statements might've come off more as just her opinion if she hadn't added this part: "Donald, sit and spin, my friend." And then to talk about his finances, which is why he wants to sue her.

However, the first part of what she was saying about whether or not he's a suitable moral compass, was an actual valid observation.

It totally sucks when you piss your valid observations down the toilet by ending with flippant and totally unappealing instructions.

It apparently also makes the target foam at the mouth and talk about your weight, too.

Ahhh.. Merry Christmas you messed-up celebrities, you!