Holy line up, batman!

Have you seen the line up for 2007 Lollapalooza?

Niiice.

Pearl Jam, Ben Harper (pardon me while I pant a little), Iggy Pop & the Stooges? My god... that right there is enough for me.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Modest Mouse?

Even Montreal's own Sam Roberts Band... though you have to scroll a ways to see them.

*sigh*

Dunder-Mifflin!

The Office, the game?

Hot damn!

I so want that game. I want to prank Dwight mercilessly! I wouldn't mind the Dwight bobble head either.

I found a Stewie bobble head once, but I forget where.

Are you f*cking kidding me??

What the hell is wrong with the world that one dumb-ass blonde's monumental stupidity is such a HUGE deal that all news outlets seem to cover it 24/7?

When you've got a TMZ honcho commenting how crazy the press is going over her and her on again off again jail sentence, you know it's bad. Not that the press coverage is bad... even though it IS bad. No.. actually, it's incredibly pathetic.

What's really bad is that the TMZ honcho isn't even siding with his lame-ass homies who are pushing, dissecting, pontificating and generally beating the deadest horse ever all day and all night. As if Mr. TMZ honcho isn't profiting from AND doing the very thing he pretends to be shocked about.

Poor little stupid rich girl skank. If you're too dumb to know that a suspended license means you can't drive your car, then you deserve jail time. In fact, she could use MORE jailtime just for being so stupid.

It's really too bad that all she's getting is 40 days, but what's worse is the "news" going over and over this constantly... even Anderson Cooper, for crying out loud! FOR SHAME!

The nuts have it!

Apparently, if you send enough nuts to a network, you'll get your demands met!

CBS announced Wednesday that it is bringing back "Jericho"

Sweeeeeet!

Get a job damnit....

I noticed that for 2 nights in a row, AI cast-off Constantine was in the audience. Can he not get a job now or what? Is he hanging around trying to nail Paula?

Fans of CBS Show Jericho Send 10,800 lbs of Nuts to CBS - Hehehe.. I love it when protest is this amusing!

Come out.. or y'know.. not.. that's ok too.

"I think Olbermann's remarks significantly up the pressure on Anderson to come out"

Really? I can't imagine how.

Why the hell should CNNs Anderson Yummy.. I mean Cooper come out? Because he has talked about his personal life (a little) in the past?

Apparently Mr. Olbermann isn't a big logic kinda guy because that must be the stupidest reason I've ever heard.

The thing about personal lives is that they're personal. See... it's right there in the name. Personal. It's like there's a gate around our info and guess what.. WE are the gate-keepers. No one else.

Sure, celebs share SOME of their personal lives with the rest of us, but because said celeb has shared one or two or three personal tidbits in the past, this in NO WAY obligates them to share everything.

Do most of us want to know? Probably.. even though in Anderson's case, finding out he is gay will probably bust up some of the fantasies I've had about him (I can do the selective memory thing if I have to), but really.. his sexuality is none of my business. Or anyone else's.

I get that Mr. Hot Hot Journalist's coming out could send a great message to other gay people that NO... you do not have to stay in the closet, but COME ON. A great message or not, HE is the one who would have to deal with any fall-out. No matter what. It's his call and no one else's.

Ever hear that saying that some things SHOULD be kept private? Celebrities must love to hang on to some semblance of their privacy and I really don't blame them. I would too if I were famous. I'd share some of my personal life, of course, but no one... sometimes not even friends and family are privy to EVERY detail.

Part of the problem is the mindset some folks have as to how they should get to dictate what we all get to know about other people's personal lives. Seriously.. who died and made you Personal Life Monitor, Mr. Olbermann?

I smell entitlement and the stench is making me wanna hurl.

Rural Music

This is part of what I been watching all weekend.

And this.

*dreamy sigh*

AI...

Is Michael Buble always that bad? I don't think I've EVER seen or heard the guy perform until last night on Idol, but holy crap.... HE was awful. Almost made Sanjaya sound good. Plus, I think Mr. Bubble was wasted.

I wasn't much looking forward to Tony Bennett, but now I feel robbed a little. Bleh...

Bubble, you sucked!

Wow...

Week after week, I keep waiting for the blow job queen to get booted from American Idol.

Not only does she blow (har har.. I mean her singing), she got to stay when I seem to remember another contestant from seasons ago who was booted for the exact same thing. She's a cocky little mongrel on top of it all (pun intended). She's told what she did wrong.. or why her performance wasn't good and what does she do? Talks back. Mouthy pissant.

I know talking back is encouraged (especially to Simon), but when you sucked (how many more puns can I make?)... slink off the stage and await your fate... don't be a punk.

She's really the only one of the girls that I REALLY want off the show, but I think Haley's gonna get the boot, too. She's alright, normally... but last night's song choice was a huge stinker.

In Like a Lion, Out Like a Lamb

Spoiler alert! If you haven't watched Veronica Mars' 2/21 episode yet, go away!


Awww. Bummer!

OK, Sheriff Lamb was a tool, but he was funny and sarcastic like much of the rest of the cast, so it sucks that he's dead. Who will we mock now, I ask you?

What doesn't suck, however, is that Keith Mars is back in his rightful post as Sheriff of Neptune! W00T! I can picture poor dead Sheriff Lamb sitting watching this turn of events from wherever it is that smarmy, self-important tools go when they die pulling a Homer, 'yelling "DOH!" over and over again.

I actually think it would've been better to merely have Lamb incapacitated permanently, unable to resume Sheriff-y duties and having to watch Keith resume his post. It would've been great fun to see Lamb repeatedly losing his mind over this and hurling barbs and comments every chance he got.

Poor Lamb. Creep that he was, I, for one, will miss him.

Odds & Ends

Wow..

I spent the weekend on YouTube. How sad is that? I mean, not ALL 48 hours, you know, because there was at least 14-16 hours of sleep. Plus the 4 or 5 hours that my BF was over, but outside of those 2 things... yep... I YouTubed.

Many many posts ago, when I did the list of Yummies.. I totally forgot one guy. How this happened, I don't know... I mean, seriously... this guy... not what one would deem the forgettable sort. The only excuse I have is that my brain is an awful lot like tapioca these days. I'm forgetful and prone to daydreaming a lot. More than usual anyway.

So he is Henry Rollins.

I remember having one of those "oh my god, check out all these guys who I think are hot" conversations with an online pal and showing her a photo of him, but just his face. She was all, "oh nice!", but then she hunted down other pictures of him on her own and said, "Wait... Newt... Did you see all the tattoos? Oh my god...!". Heh. She likes her men un-inked, I guess. She, herself sorta looks a bit like a model, so I found it weird that the model-type was not into the tattooed man. Usually, they're all about that.

Oh well.

Yeah, so anyway... I was YouTubing him and Neko Case and Jeff Buckley.

This site has almost 600 visitors.. 550 of whom are looking for shots of a pop-princess's snatch. Charming. The one bonus is that now I at least know how to get a lot of traffic... write about pink girl parts. Good to know, really. I do wish more of you visitors would comment though. So get cracking!

Le Sigh

One of my many obsessions.

Don't worry... not all my obsessions are dead. In case you were wondering.

Sad sad sad...

"It will never end on my behalf because I've exposed Rosie for what she is: a very dumb human being," Trump told the AP. "She's got no intelligence, but I've known that for a long time. Unfortunately, Rosie's pulled the wool over the public."

A representative for O'Donnell said she was unavailable for comment.

Perhaps she is laughing too hard to comment. That's what I'd be doing.

A really fun experiment (for me at least)

Paris Hilton's crotch, Lindsay Lohan's crotch. President Bush's crotch. Micheal Richard's gnarly crotch.

Let's see... who else's crotch deserves a mention? Bah.. no one's really, but I want to see what happens to my hits now.

And just to be weird & out of curiousity, here's a phrase. Monkey Puke.

Now... to see what happens.

Really, I should have something better to do than this, you'd think.. and I do, rest assured, but I've reached the point in the day... Friday being the day... when slacking off is almost mandatory.

You are what you search? God I hope not!

Searches that have been bringing people to my site:

"famous guys with tight pants"
"britney's crotch"
"britney crotch scar"
"paparazzi female crotch pix"
"britney girly bits"
"britney no undies"
"seinfled what did he say"
"johnny depp"
"gerard butler"
"robert downey junior"
"Jake Gyllenhaal"

I imagine the folks doing the crotch searches were pretty peeved at me upon arrival here.

HEH.

Well... since my visit counts went up thanks to Britney's girl parts post, I think I may post about other celebs girl parts (or boy parts) just for the hits. Shameless, I know. Probably immature, too.

Maybe people will even comment. Likely, I imagine some of those comments will go something like this, "You BITCH! Where are the snatch pics?!".

What is the deal??

Y'all are searching for Britney's crotch photos, ya dirty birds. Stop that! If only I'd known.

On the plus side, maybe some of you who land here aren't overly annoyed that I didn't post any of her naughty bits and you stick around and read me.

SEXY....

Who are your sexiest famous or semi-famous men and why? As asked here.

1) Bruce Campbell - Yep. Ash, Autolycus, Brisco County Jr., & the man with the screaming brain himself. It's safe to say that this is my favorite male specimen on the planet (BF excluded, but just barely).

2) Nathan Fillion - Captain Tight Pants.

3) Orlando Bloom - Someone that pretty doesn't generally interest me, but as pretty as he is, he strikes me as a serious geek too.

4) Gerard Butler - Mercy, mercy.

5) Clive Owen - Yum. I actually confuse specimen number 4 and 5 all the time.

6) Robert Downey Jr. - Troubled (previously anyway... seems to be doing well these days though), but damn. Gets sexier as he ages, too.

7) Johnny Depp - Can do no wrong on top of being sexy.

8) Christian Slater - I've been into him as long as I can remember.

9) Jeff Buckley - There are no words for this one. What a loss.

10) Ben Harper - Whew!

11) James Marsters - Who says vampires aren't hot? Well, certainly not me.

12) Jake Gyllenhaal - I am POSITIVE that there's no need to explain why I find this guy sexy.

I know there's more, but I am blanking right now.

Update: Remembered a few more:

13) Aaron Stanford - Definitely lights a fire!

14) Hugh Jackman - Wolverine. That is all.