Dunder-Mifflin!

The Office, the game?

Hot damn!

I so want that game. I want to prank Dwight mercilessly! I wouldn't mind the Dwight bobble head either.

I found a Stewie bobble head once, but I forget where.

Diet Pill Trial

Let's not shit ourselves - In Which We Convince Our Friend To Try Alli

Hilarious. I am gonna follow up next week, for certain.

Using alli™...

You may get:

* gas with oily spotting
* loose stools
* more frequent stools that may be hard to control

From myalli.com

I have to wonder why anyone would want to use this. I'd rather be fat than have to worry about the "You may get" part of the deal.

People are crazy!

The nuts have it!

Apparently, if you send enough nuts to a network, you'll get your demands met!

CBS announced Wednesday that it is bringing back "Jericho"

Sweeeeeet!

Get a job damnit....

I noticed that for 2 nights in a row, AI cast-off Constantine was in the audience. Can he not get a job now or what? Is he hanging around trying to nail Paula?

Fans of CBS Show Jericho Send 10,800 lbs of Nuts to CBS - Hehehe.. I love it when protest is this amusing!

Rural Music

This is part of what I been watching all weekend.

And this.

*dreamy sigh*

Odds & Ends

Wow..

I spent the weekend on YouTube. How sad is that? I mean, not ALL 48 hours, you know, because there was at least 14-16 hours of sleep. Plus the 4 or 5 hours that my BF was over, but outside of those 2 things... yep... I YouTubed.

Many many posts ago, when I did the list of Yummies.. I totally forgot one guy. How this happened, I don't know... I mean, seriously... this guy... not what one would deem the forgettable sort. The only excuse I have is that my brain is an awful lot like tapioca these days. I'm forgetful and prone to daydreaming a lot. More than usual anyway.

So he is Henry Rollins.

I remember having one of those "oh my god, check out all these guys who I think are hot" conversations with an online pal and showing her a photo of him, but just his face. She was all, "oh nice!", but then she hunted down other pictures of him on her own and said, "Wait... Newt... Did you see all the tattoos? Oh my god...!". Heh. She likes her men un-inked, I guess. She, herself sorta looks a bit like a model, so I found it weird that the model-type was not into the tattooed man. Usually, they're all about that.

Oh well.

Yeah, so anyway... I was YouTubing him and Neko Case and Jeff Buckley.

This site has almost 600 visitors.. 550 of whom are looking for shots of a pop-princess's snatch. Charming. The one bonus is that now I at least know how to get a lot of traffic... write about pink girl parts. Good to know, really. I do wish more of you visitors would comment though. So get cracking!

Sad sad sad...

"It will never end on my behalf because I've exposed Rosie for what she is: a very dumb human being," Trump told the AP. "She's got no intelligence, but I've known that for a long time. Unfortunately, Rosie's pulled the wool over the public."

A representative for O'Donnell said she was unavailable for comment.

Perhaps she is laughing too hard to comment. That's what I'd be doing.

"You can't make false statements," Trump tells PEOPLE exclusively. "Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements – and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie."

Donald Trump is a real dickhead.

He went on to talk about stealing her GF. Ridiculous, for adults. This is sort of how I expect my friend's children to act when they get pissed at each other. Seeing adults do it is just sad & pathetic.

"The battle began on Wednesday's show, when a peeved O'Donnell said: "(He) left the first wife – had an affair. (He) had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend."

She also made comments about his money, bankruptcies and not being a self-made-man.

It amazes me. Both of them come off like retarded apes. If The Donald had any class what-so-ever, his comments would've stopped here: "You can't make false statements, Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements". Petty, possibly? People say bad things about celebrities all the time. Can't sue everyone because I'm sure it'd get a might confusing after awhile.

As for Rosie, well.. her statements might've come off more as just her opinion if she hadn't added this part: "Donald, sit and spin, my friend." And then to talk about his finances, which is why he wants to sue her.

However, the first part of what she was saying about whether or not he's a suitable moral compass, was an actual valid observation.

It totally sucks when you piss your valid observations down the toilet by ending with flippant and totally unappealing instructions.

It apparently also makes the target foam at the mouth and talk about your weight, too.

Ahhh.. Merry Christmas you messed-up celebrities, you!

A really fun experiment (for me at least)

Paris Hilton's crotch, Lindsay Lohan's crotch. President Bush's crotch. Micheal Richard's gnarly crotch.

Let's see... who else's crotch deserves a mention? Bah.. no one's really, but I want to see what happens to my hits now.

And just to be weird & out of curiousity, here's a phrase. Monkey Puke.

Now... to see what happens.

Really, I should have something better to do than this, you'd think.. and I do, rest assured, but I've reached the point in the day... Friday being the day... when slacking off is almost mandatory.

You are what you search? God I hope not!

Searches that have been bringing people to my site:

"famous guys with tight pants"
"britney's crotch"
"britney crotch scar"
"paparazzi female crotch pix"
"britney girly bits"
"britney no undies"
"seinfled what did he say"
"johnny depp"
"gerard butler"
"robert downey junior"
"Jake Gyllenhaal"

I imagine the folks doing the crotch searches were pretty peeved at me upon arrival here.

HEH.

Well... since my visit counts went up thanks to Britney's girl parts post, I think I may post about other celebs girl parts (or boy parts) just for the hits. Shameless, I know. Probably immature, too.

Maybe people will even comment. Likely, I imagine some of those comments will go something like this, "You BITCH! Where are the snatch pics?!".

Oh Damn...

I realized something just this morning.

I do miss one thing about my old LOOOONG commute. Not so much in the morning, as I generally dozed off on both the subway & then the bus after it. However, the 2+ hrs long rides home generally meant the chance to oogle some serious eye-candy.

What the hell else are you gonna do on a commute that long if not stare at hotties? Yeah, right... I could've read - and I usually did - but after the first hour, reading on the bus or subway tends to make one (this one) want to projectile vomit everywhere.

Thankfully, I live in Montreal and there are quite literally hot men EVERYWHERE. I guess that without the long commute, I will just have to spend more time at Malls and perhaps Sports Bars.

Not a bad idea. Especially the Mall part... shopping and all.

Hardy-har-har and an Ew Gross...

Read this joke on a family friend's website, gave me both giggles and shivers. Ew!

A man enters a Barber Shop for a shave.

While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"