White stuff...

Think Christmas is not Christmas without snow?

Well get over it!

Imagine how Californians or Arizonians must feel. They'd probably all keel over dead of shock if they got a white Christmas. I know I would if I lived out there in the HOT and it freaking snowed.

And listen, y'all.. I do like snow. Snow pretty.

I am told by many that I still have the fonds for the snow because I don't yet drive. I do not fault their logic either because when I try, I can actually see myself getting into my very first winter snow/ice related fender bender and belowing, "I fucking hate the snow! Just look at my damned car!"

But whatever.

We should all be glad that we get a little break before it actually snows A LOT. At which point, we'll all have to deal with the dingleberries who become quite stupid and incapable of driving when there's snow/ice on the roads.

They'll forget to start with the slowing down a little earlier than normal when you have to do the stopping thing. They'll forget how easy it is to lose all control of both car and bladder when speeding. And my personal favorite: They'll forget that they can't see through snow and leave about a foot of it on their back window.

I would like to propose that these dingleberries were all kinds of stupid and incapable of driving *before* the snow came, but they just hid it better whilst driving conditions were more or less optimal.

So yeah...

Don't belly-ache about the lack of a white Christmas (think of the Californians, damn you) and breathe happy that the driving tools shall mostly stay hidden just a little bit longer.