Mailmen!

How hard is it to ring a doorbell?

It must be very hard because when I went home at lunch I fought with the package containing The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. DVDs that the mailman inexplicably shoved in my mailbox which it didn't quite fit... which is why I was fighting with the package!

Ended up tearing the box to shreds before I could get the package out.

I'm tempted to leave a sticky note in the mailbox! "Please ring bell for packages, you lazy twit!"

Perhaps I should leave off the last part though?

He'd better not pull that shit again when my comic arrives in the mail!!!