Searches that have been bringing people to my site:
"famous guys with tight pants"
"britney's crotch"
"britney crotch scar"
"paparazzi female crotch pix"
"britney girly bits"
"britney no undies"
"seinfled what did he say"
"johnny depp"
"gerard butler"
"robert downey junior"
"Jake Gyllenhaal"
I imagine the folks doing the crotch searches were pretty peeved at me upon arrival here.
HEH.
Well... since my visit counts went up thanks to Britney's girl parts post, I think I may post about other celebs girl parts (or boy parts) just for the hits. Shameless, I know. Probably immature, too.
Maybe people will even comment. Likely, I imagine some of those comments will go something like this, "You BITCH! Where are the snatch pics?!".
A crotch post idea for you: There are rumors that they stuffed the crotch area for Tobey Maguire while wearing the spiderman suit.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA.
He must've kept the padding.. cuz I heard he just made a baby!
ReplyDeleteWho would have thought crotch stuffing would lead to babies? ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell, my vision of the scenario would be like this.
ReplyDeleteGirl eyes massive bulge and makes eyes at the bulge owner.. they drink, they flirt and eventual nooky occurs. Girl gets the truth behind the bulge, but is too invested/polite/meek/excited to terminate nooky. girl was also llikely lax in the BC dept, so 9 mos later.. voila.. babies!
I have to stop thinking this way.
No crotches attracted me here. I was investigating what people were searching for when they came to my blog, and I saw a link to your place right below one to my place.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed reading the works of another Newt.