This is how my personal ad would read if I were being totally honest and willing to share my self-awareness.. which honestly.. is all I have going for me at the moment.
"SWF, neurotic and feeling really hostile lately seeks SWM who will act like he wants a relationship with me, then inexplicably change his mind... often. She likes bad decisions - lives to make then, in fact - and thinks logic is the be-all end-all, but can't seem to apply any of it herself. She wishes life were actually like a movie or the prefect rock song, sometimes pretending that it is so that she doesn't make others feel bad. She is baffled by her own idiocy, but unable to keep it in check. Other than that, she's 5 foot 4, brown hair and eyes. A real catch."
Guess I was willing, afterall. Y'all want me now, huh...
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